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My Manteee - My Daughter - My Inspiration
My daughter Manteee (Samantha) has shown me a path that I like traveling. She has been and will continue to be an inspiration in my life. Her fearless nature and .....
Class Is In Session.... Baitfish 101My daughter Manteee (Samantha) has shown me a path that I like traveling. She has been and will continue to be an inspiration in my life. Her fearless nature and .....
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So you would think that in this information age we fishermen and fisherwomen would have all the knowledge of baitfishing at our fingertips.
Evidently, some of us have been slow to enter this information age, so as a public service I am going to pass along some rather "common sense" information that apparently isn't being absorbed by the fishing world.
Music Licensing
Music licensing can be a very confusing subject. My intent with this article is to give you enough details on what music licensing is and what are your rights to use music in advertising .....
This information is being sent, with the hope that if 200 people read this article and then they tell 200 people and so on and so forth,maybe, just maybe enough people will get the message.Music licensing can be a very confusing subject. My intent with this article is to give you enough details on what music licensing is and what are your rights to use music in advertising .....
I have enlisted Professor R. O. Tenone, the famous expert on natural fish carnage, to explain the use of "live baitfish" and it's effect on lakes and rivers. We join the professor midstream on his lecture.....
......."Zo class, as you can zee ze Goldfish, why making a very nice pet for ze vindowzil and bringing zmiles to zee faces of zee many kids, makes a very poor choice when uzing it azz bait for catching zee big one!"
"Vy you ask?"
"Vell, if zee Goldfish zhould ezcape zee clutches of zee hook--zen der iz good chance he vill zurvive to dezzimate zee fishery he haz been released into!"
"Are zer any qvestions?"
"Yez--you zer vit zee plaid hat."
"Professor, why are we talking about Goldfish? Are you actually telling us that people are using Goldfish as bait to catch fish?"
"Abzolutely. Goldfish, Chubbs,and Zquawfish are all ze prime examples of live baitfish that have turned vhat vas once prime trout vaters into vatery vastelands devoid of any vorthvhile fish."
Steam Bath Or Sauna Which Is Better?
There is sometimes confusion between the terms 'steam bath' and 'sauna.' Many people think they refer to the same .....
"That's a lot of 'V's' professor.There is sometimes confusion between the terms 'steam bath' and 'sauna.' Many people think they refer to the same .....
"Zat's not zee point."
"Zee point izz, ruining zee fishing of an entire lake just zo one individual can "hang zee big von" zeems a little zelfish--NOOO?"
"No--I mean yes--I mean is this a real problem?"
"Vell, I did not become zee expert on fish carnage vithout having first hand knowledge."
Look Your Best With Some First Date Grooming Tips
So the big night is quickly approaching, your first big date with the cutie you have been eyeing. So what do you need to get ready for that first big date? You need to look good! First .....
"Oh, yeah--your the guy that has to use that natural "toxic to fish" poison that kills off all the fish in a lake so they can re-plant fish, so fishermen can fish for trout or something other than trashfish."So the big night is quickly approaching, your first big date with the cutie you have been eyeing. So what do you need to get ready for that first big date? You need to look good! First .....
"In zee matter of zpeaking."
"I don't conzider any fish trash, but I don't zink it is natural to have zee giant Koi pond out in zee vild either."
"Vhat--I mean What can we do?"
"Vell, first ve must educate zee fisherman zat zees fish are no good to use azz bait. Zpread zee vord in all zee fishing circles you know, vorms are o.k.,Rapalas vork vell,and of course zee flys, but no Goldfish!"
"I don't know professor, seems like a pretty daunting task."
"Fine, azz long azz you feel comfortable looking at zee grown men ztanding on zee cover of zee magazine holding zee mighty Goldfish--zen it iz o.k. vit me."
"I guess that isn't very impressive."
"In zee conclusion, I am going to give zee link to zee story I read zat made me give zis class"
How Pop-Culture Collectibles Can Increase Your Online Auction Profits
How Pop Culture collectibles can increase your Online Auction profits
With the increasingly competitive environment for products to sell in the online auction arena, sellers are getting more creative as to the items they purchase for re-sale .....
"Remember class, if zey have to call me--zen it is too late, and you know who pays ven Professor R.O. Tenone has to show up?"How Pop Culture collectibles can increase your Online Auction profits
With the increasingly competitive environment for products to sell in the online auction arena, sellers are getting more creative as to the items they purchase for re-sale .....
"Uhhh, ...let me see.... uhhh... the taxpayers?"
"Class dizmizzed."
the link to the story on Goldfish: http://www.mailtribune.com/outdoor/