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Technical Treason And Eight Or Nine Reasons Why An Infra-red Mouse Is Best

Terry The Sick Kunt

Starsky And Hutch Quotes

Sensational New Evidence Proving Origins Of Teddy Boys

Spider's Big Catch

THANKSGIVING POSES A QUESTION OF CHOICE

Save On Gas Prices

Tale Of A Bagle And The "Other" Side Of The Fence

Taking A Little Time Out For Time

Spider's Night On The Boom

Spiffy Life Sayings

Stupid People's Day

Seinfeld Episode - The Chairs

Loyalty Programs May Keep Customers Coming Back

Sequnned Suits & Platform Boots

Some Technical Treason And Six Ways To Speed Up Your P.C..

Space Exploration, And The Room For It!

SHAMELESS SANTA SLIDERS

Sahib And His Universal Relations

The A-Z Of Exhibiting Overseas

Sales Appointment - The Dog

Your Business Deserves a Second Chance!

Thick Mick Quotations!
"When I was a boy, SAWDUST was the remains of the saw itself"

"Spare the rod and have a spare rod, as well as more energy".

"We didn't have any washing machines. Just as well because we had no electricity".

"Nappies/diphers are no .....

Your Business Deserves A Second Chance!
When you started your business, you dreamed your customers would love your products and services. They would be excited. You would make money doing what you love.
Then reality set in. You put lots of time in your business. You got fewer profits. Now you compete with every Tom, Dick and Harry to sell your product or service. The future is not secure.
Today, you get a second chance to change your business picture. A fresh start! In this article, you will focus on the second of five critical issues that influence how customers come to your business. Last issue we focused on your target population. This time, you can complete an exercise to clarify your marketing message.

The Need to be Different

Poor Rix's Almanac 8-13-05
Dear Poor Rix: A guy just invited me to a football game. I do not understand this event. Can you explain it? -- Sport Watcher

This game begins with the entrance of referees, people with .....

The only way to be successful in our new economy is to be different, be unique and special to your market. When you separate yourself from your competitors, you can get back to the original dreams you had about owning your business. Over 3000 impressions bombard your customer every day, asking them to buy. How are you going to make yourself different from the 2999 impressions that he or she ignores each day'

Stake Out a Position

Complete this exercise to carve a position for your business and to clarify your marketing message. Start by answering the following questions:

'What are the three biggest problems your customer want solved when they come to your business'

'What are three gaps or complaints customers have about your industry'

'What positions do your competitors take in addressing customer problems'

Phone Sex - What Do The Neighbors Think
Are my neighbors listening to my phone sex calls? I don't suppose I will ever know the truth.

I know they could be. .....

'What three things could you do that are different from what others are doing in your industry'

You create a marketing position by staking out one piece of your target market. It could be a place where no competitor goes. It could be a place where others are now but you can do it different or better. Here are some other ways to carve out your position.

'Can you add or subtract something from your industry standards'
'Can you make it bigger or smaller'
'Can you customize'
'Can you make it last longer'
'Can you combine it with something else'
'Can you make it more portable for your customers'

For example, your industry standard offers a one year guarantee on a product. You could offer an 18 month guarantee. You could be known as 'the business with the best guarantee'.

THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT
PUBLISHING GUIDELINES: You may freely reprint this article in a print or online magazine, e-zine, or newsletter provided that you leave the byline intact, do not alter the content, .....

From the above process identify at least two potential positions you can take in your target market that will make you unique, different or special to your customers.

Testing Your Position

Now you want to put your potential 'positions' through a test. Ask the following three questions of each potential position.

'Is this position truly unique for your customer'
'Is the position valuable to your customer'
'Is the position easily communicated to your customer'

If you cannot honestly answer 'Yes', 'Yes', 'Yes' with each of your potential
positions, you must reexamine the positions you are considering. If the position is not unique, not important to the customer and cannot be communicated to the customer, it will never be a powerful marketing message. Continue this exercise until you find a position that passes the three question test.

Gay Zombie Hunter's Dilemma
The title of this article may lead you to believe that I hunt gay zombies. This is untrue, mostly because zombies who .....

Write Your Marketing Message

Now write your marketing message in 60 words of less. Your marketing message is going to be 2-3 sentences long, 20-30 words per sentence. It should indicate how you are different. It should indicate the benefits for your customer'what's in it for them' It should have attention getting power'to create a reaction from the customer.
Keep writing it until it makes sense to you. Then bounce it off your friends to get more input. This message will now become the foundation of your marketing efforts.

Conclusion

You have a second chance to realizing your original dream. You have more experience now than when you first started. Use your experience to complete this exercise. You will produce a marketing message that is clear and powerful because it says exactly how you stand out from your competitors and why a customer should buy your product or service.
For a special report that shows how all five critical pieces work together to get you more customers for your business, send an email to al@hanzal.com. I will send a copy of the report to you. Or click on www.innovativesellingskillsforsmallbusiness.com.

How To Marry A Wealthy Guy
How To Marry A Wealthy Guy

(or Girl... Or at least Make Sure they're a Good Money Manager!! ha,ha!)

Here are some little tips so you can at least spot a wealthy (or soon-to-be-wealthy) guy:

1. If .....

ABOUT THE AUTHOR
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