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The Army Corp Of Engineers Having Issues Fixing Breach
The Army Corp of engineers is having a tough time filling in the breaches in the levees. They have tried to use giant sand bags to drop into the hole. Three-Thousand pound bags have been dropped into the breach .....
"When I was a boy, SAWDUST was the remains of the saw itself" The Army Corp of engineers is having a tough time filling in the breaches in the levees. They have tried to use giant sand bags to drop into the hole. Three-Thousand pound bags have been dropped into the breach .....
"Spare the rod and have a spare rod, as well as more energy".
"We didn't have any washing machines. Just as well because we had no electricity".
Poor Rix's Almanac 8-13-05
Dear Poor Rix: A guy just invited me to a football game. I do not understand this event. Can you explain it? -- Sport Watcher
This game begins with the entrance of referees, people with .....
"Nappies/diphers are no more that restrictive cotton containers!"Dear Poor Rix: A guy just invited me to a football game. I do not understand this event. Can you explain it? -- Sport Watcher
This game begins with the entrance of referees, people with .....
"You should walk a dog, and run a cat".
"A dog is a man's best friend. So it is better to share the dinner of a dog, than to eat food cooked by strangers".
When It Rains, It Pours: Creating A Plan
It's time for me to announce that I have a lot of skeletons in my closet. I keep them there to stop .....
It's time for me to announce that I have a lot of skeletons in my closet. I keep them there to stop .....
"A dog is a man's best friend so the advice of a dog must be superior to any other".
"If a dog is a man's best friend, then a dog's vomit is something of significance".
Mother's Trying To Find Time To Pamper!!
TIME FOR A PAMPER
TIME FOR A PAMPER
As a parent, many of you will be aware of how little time we have to really take time out of the normal slog of life and pamper ourselves. .....
On life and death: "I've often thought it to be more romantic to die at 69 than at 75".
About the Author
Thick Mick is an "expert" columnist with http://www.thetrivialtimes.com