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The $600,000 Quarter - A True Story
Learning To Be Funny The $600,000 Quarter - A True StoryFor some people, being funny can be a bit of a challenge. As a matter of fact, I used to be one of them. When I would try to tell ..... By Rocky Ramsey My father has what can only be described as fantastically good luck or horribly bad luck. You'll have to be the judge with this EpicZone Archive:"I'm Heterosexual Where's My Parade'" one. This is a true story. This article was dug up from the EpicZone's Archive.I have only recently started putting my articles on goarticles.com,but felt that this ..... Several months ago my parents went to a Biloxi casino and were waiting in line for breakfast. The casino, being thoughtful for its guests, not to mention making a few extra bucks for the casino, had a line of slot machines that could be played while people waited in line to get into the restaurant. Dad decided to play a progressive slot machine while he waited. He dropped a few quarters in, but wasn't winning very much. Then Embroidering Corporate Apparel he dropped in two quarters and pulled the handle. Maybe it was Embroidering Corporate Apparel Correctly embroidering corporate apparel requires employing five crucial policies: Use highly trained embroidery personnel. Maintain a fine tuning of sophisticated ..... his lucky day. The first wheel came up Jackpot. The next wheel came up Jackpot. The last wheel came up Jackpot. He got all three Jackpots! $600,000!!!!! That's what he would've won if he'd put three quarters in the slot machine. Because he only put two quarters in the slot machine, he didn't win anything. Nothing. LEARN TO RECOGNIZE THE SOURCE OF ALL BLESSINGS Nada. Not only that, he lost the two quarters in the slot In 1978, I was ordained to the gospel ministry. To mark this special event, my parents surprised me with a new 1977 Dodge Aspen, the most spectacular present I ever ..... machine. I guess that's why they call it a one-armed bandit. About the Author Military Wives I feel now is the perfect time to address the conflict service-members face when balancing between what they feel are infringements upon their civil liberties cast down by their president. I ..... Rocky Ramsey publishes Movies, Money and More, A humorous site |
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