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Technical Treason and Eight or Nine reasons why an infra-red mouse is best
   
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Reverse The Risk And Boost Your Profits
As a business owner or marketer, if you don't reverse the risk in your product and/or service offerings, you're really missing out in what can be one of the most powerful weapons in your marketing arsenal.
Risk Reversal Defined
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Her passion and insight with regard to consumer goods, are unmatched. However, she can be confusing, such is her logical brain. Please make allowances. As a business owner or marketer, if you don't reverse the risk in your product and/or service offerings, you're really missing out in what can be one of the most powerful weapons in your marketing arsenal.
Risk Reversal Defined
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Infra-red mouses do not have tails!
Allergies to mice can be traced back to a mouse!
WELCOME TO WITCHVILLE
Copyright by Victoria Elizabeth 2004. All rights reserved.
WELCOME TO WITCHVILLE
(Home of Scream Cuisine & Other Stuff)
Living in Victoria, BC (Canada) has a few perks.
Second to .....
You can afford to be careless with crumbs, and stuff.Copyright by Victoria Elizabeth 2004. All rights reserved.
WELCOME TO WITCHVILLE
(Home of Scream Cuisine & Other Stuff)
Living in Victoria, BC (Canada) has a few perks.
Second to .....
Cats are less likely to call around.
Consequently, dogs are less likely to call around. Incidentally, I was on the Internet last night and discovered that dogs actually like cats, and only eat them by accident. Technically, dogs have over-affectionate teeth!
A WORD OR TWO ABOUT MUGWUMPS
Copyright Victoria Elizabeth 2004.
A WORD OR TWO ABOUT MUGWUMPS
-- Where oh where have the mugwumps gone' --
If you think we're living in some "tough tiddy .....
An infra-red mouse does not bite and skirts don't have to be tied between the legs but fixing around the waist is still recommended.Copyright Victoria Elizabeth 2004.
A WORD OR TWO ABOUT MUGWUMPS
-- Where oh where have the mugwumps gone' --
If you think we're living in some "tough tiddy .....
Mice carry fleas, and snakes don't especially like infra-red mice, regardless of what they carry so you can keep an "ordinary-red" or "regular-red" snake.
Hang on!!!!......I see that the boss has left the building.... should I mention the old proverb'
If you really need to hear about the other one or two reasons, it will have to wait. My esteemed editor attributes his so-called sucess to "only creating the illusion of work, while the boss is looking and conserving energy for evasive purposes while he is not".
Who am I to argue with such a sucessful idiot'
Tranni D'Electric
Yoursintechnicalturmoil@thetrivialtimes.com
About the Author
Tranni D'Electric is an expert columnist on electronic and consumer product at http://www.thetrivialtimes.com