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Tonto's Lament

I approached the cell where they were holding Tonto. I had some feeling of fear at theprospect of being locked up in a 6x8 cell with the man who shot the Lone Ranger. Theguard asked me if I wanted to go in and I mentioned this.

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Spiffy Life Sayings

1. Walking in a mud puddle will spoil
your interview costume. Watch your step!
Taking A Little Time Out For Time
Today's topic, ladies and gentleman, is: Time. We're going
to talk about time today because I never seem to have enough
of it. And I figure that if I dedicate a .....

2. In an interview, really listen. Talking
about your weird Uncle Harry may cost
you the job.

3. If you don't know where you want
your life to go, don't ask people to tell
you what to do.
Market Your Way To Professional Success
Article Title: Market Your Way to Professional Success
Author Name: Joanne Victoria
Contact E-mail Address: mailto:joanne@joannevictoria.com
Word Count: 721 including signature box
Category: Mar .....

4. Practice what you preach. Just
don't preach to the choir.

5. Keep being amused by other humans.
Catharsis And Roller Coasting
Being born a Floridian doesn't necessarily mean I'm genetically predisposed towards seeking refuge amongst large swarms of humanity wandering aimlessly around, taking touristy pictures while being jerked across the walkway by a 4 .....
They don't know the answers to life either.

6. When you start your next job, be
alert about finding your next one.

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