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Spiffy Life Sayings
Tonto's Lament Spiffy Life SayingsI approached the cell where they were holding Tonto. I had some feeling of fear at theprospect of being locked up in a 6x8 cell with the man who shot the Lone Ranger. Theguard asked me if I wanted to go in and I mentioned this.
..... 1. Walking in a mud puddle will spoil your interview costume. Watch your step! Taking A Little Time Out For Time Today's topic, ladies and gentleman, is: Time. We're going to talk about time today because I never seem to have enough of it. And I figure that if I dedicate a ..... 2. In an interview, really listen. Talking about your weird Uncle Harry may cost you the job. 3. If you don't know where you want your life to go, don't ask people to tell you what to do. Market Your Way To Professional Success Article Title: Market Your Way to Professional Success Author Name: Joanne Victoria Contact E-mail Address: mailto:joanne@joannevictoria.com Word Count: 721 including signature box Category: Mar ..... 4. Practice what you preach. Just don't preach to the choir. 5. Keep being amused by other humans. Catharsis And Roller Coasting They don't know the answers to life either.Being born a Floridian doesn't necessarily mean I'm genetically predisposed towards seeking refuge amongst large swarms of humanity wandering aimlessly around, taking touristy pictures while being jerked across the walkway by a 4 ..... 6. When you start your next job, be alert about finding your next one. About the Author Graduate of JFK University's |
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