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Sensational new evidence proving origins of Teddy Boys
   
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Each year, at the very beginning of the first term, when I gave back the first essay, there was a .....
Sensational cover up exposed, original Teddy BoysEach year, at the very beginning of the first term, when I gave back the first essay, there was a .....
were really bears all the time.
Thanks to this exclusive Stiffsteiffs expos'
Teddy Boys make their comeback.
Everyone thinks rock and roll kicked off Teddy Boys,
but the very name should give you a clue.
Miss Congeniality Quotes
Miss Rhode Island: Once I stole a pair of red underwear from the department store. My mom wouldn't buy them for me. She said they were Satan's panties!
Gracie Hart: You think I'm gorgeous. You want to kiss me. You want to hug me. You .....
This pair, Phil and Don, are tough Teddy Boys.Miss Rhode Island: Once I stole a pair of red underwear from the department store. My mom wouldn't buy them for me. She said they were Satan's panties!
Gracie Hart: You think I'm gorgeous. You want to kiss me. You want to hug me. You .....
They have teddy tattoos, and they are the ORIGINAL
Teddy Boys, not the later imitations.
Johnny Cash, the original bear, never goes anywhere without
his trusty guitar. He stands no messing about.
The one and only original Jerry Lee, of course a
Teddy Bear Teddy Boy, this original picture proves
it beyond any doubt.
The original Elvis. Elvis Bear.
These suppressed pictures finally expose
one of the greatest cover ups in history.
The original Dolly. Nothing like the hillbilly
later imitation thrust at an unsuspecting public.
The real Adam Faith above, although discovered
near bow bells, hes nothing like what they would
have had you believe.
The real Little Richard, a quiet shy bear often
sitting alone when not freaking out on stage,
yet they would have you believe he was not really
a bear at all. These are the true Teddy Boys,
the name is the real giveaway.
However Julian and Sandy were always kept
a bit quiet, even before the big con, they arent
your usual Teddy Boys.
Billy Fury, as youve never seen him before,
the English Teddy answer to Elvis bear.
Seen here its obvious he was a teddy bear,
no question.
Look at this picture and dispel all doubts
this is how real Teddy Boy gangs looked,
not the pale imitations that followed.
These intimidate by a mere glance, and
these were taken before they started
drinking, and bear jiving.
Can you imagine this is not the godfather of
all rock and roll, Teddy Boy supreme
yes, Chuck "cool" Berry.
look at these later imitations below and judge for yourself.
I rest my case, the top ones are incontrovertibly true
pictures showing the real Teddy Boys were,
originally, actually Teddy Bears, whereas these
are obviously doctored digital reproductions.
There was even a group called the Teddy Bears.
Elvis sang I just want to be your teddy bear, not
I just want to be your rock and roll dude.
These coded messages tell the true incredible
story behind the myths, of which even Von Daniken
would be proud,
Teddy Boys were originally Teddy Bears.
http://www.stiffsteiffs.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/teddyboy.htm
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