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The Ultimate Sting
The Ultimate Sting
Looking for Harvey Weinstein
Brassy, ballsy and full of energy.
A totem of two women's struggle to do something worthwhile in life, it certainly knows how to .....
SeinfeldThe Ultimate Sting
Looking for Harvey Weinstein
Brassy, ballsy and full of energy.
A totem of two women's struggle to do something worthwhile in life, it certainly knows how to .....
The Chairs
Prologue:
Gay Zombie Hunter's Dilemma
The title of this article may lead you to believe that I hunt gay zombies. This is untrue, mostly because zombies who .....
Jerry: Coffee is a miraculous drink. Just think of the miraculous chain of events that had to take place to create this beverage. Somewhere, somebody had to figure out to take Coffee beans, burn them in a fire for several hours, grind up the remains and then run boiling water through them. Just think of it. Thousands of years ago in the Colombian mountains there must have been a massive volcanic eruption which burned million of acres of coffee beans. Then the massive earthquakes and fallout crushed the beans. After the eruption, it began to rain and water passed over the ashes. So, here you have it, a Colombian peasant, his family killed, his village destroyed, clamors up to the steaming hot river and takes a swig. Sure every possession he ever had is destroyed, but boy, he sure feels perky!The title of this article may lead you to believe that I hunt gay zombies. This is untrue, mostly because zombies who .....
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ON THE IMPORTANCE OF ELEPHANTS
Copyright Theolonius McTavish 2004.
ON THE IMPORTANCE OF ELEPHANTS
-- Or, can you tell me where I can find 'Babar', .....
Copyright Theolonius McTavish 2004.
ON THE IMPORTANCE OF ELEPHANTS
-- Or, can you tell me where I can find 'Babar', .....
About the Author
This unaired Seinfeld script is an example of the comedic writing skills of Alex Reidiboim and Martin Winer
For any comedic writing needs, feel free to contact alex.reidiboim@utoronto.ca or martin_winer@hotmail.com