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Sahib and His Universal Relations
   
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The Army Corp Of Engineers Having Issues Fixing Breach
The Army Corp of engineers is having a tough time filling in the breaches in the levees. They have tried to use giant sand bags to drop into the hole. Three-Thousand pound bags have been dropped into the breach .....
1. Sahib is English (The Master) The Army Corp of engineers is having a tough time filling in the breaches in the levees. They have tried to use giant sand bags to drop into the hole. Three-Thousand pound bags have been dropped into the breach .....
2. Sahib's Godfather - German (The Anglo-Saxon Connection)
3. Sahib's Friend - American (As they often go out together to drop bombs)
4. Sahib's rival-cum-enemy - French (Whom Sahib's the most jealous with)
5. Sahib's Son - Australian (Who is so similar to Sahib)
6. Sahib's Daughter - New Zealander (Who's Papa's girl)
7. Sahib's Disciple - South African (Who's learnt racism from Sahib)
8. Sahib's (often mistreated) Brother - Scottish (Whom Sahib's smartly united with)
9. Sahib's Sister - Canadian (Who's managed to maintain her relationship with Sahib)
10. Sahib's Wife - Welsh (Whom Sahib's politically married with)
11. Sahib's Girlfriend - Spanish (Whom Sahib flirts with)
12. Sahib's Mistress - Northern Irish (Whom Sahib's claimed as his own for sheer enjoyment)
13. Sahib's Manufacturer - Japanese (Who makes cars for Sahib)
14. Sahib's Guineapig - Iraqi (Who's a victim of Sahib's research on warfare)
15. Sahib's Spy - Pakistani (Who, of course, spies for Sahib)
16. Sahib's Teacher - Roman (Who taught Sahib how to rule the world)
17. Sahib's Coolie - Indian (Who told Sahib that he is Sahib)
Tonto's Lament
I approached the cell where they were holding Tonto. I had some feeling of fear at theprospect of being locked up in a 6x8 cell with the man who shot the Lone Ranger. Theguard asked me if I wanted to go in and I mentioned this.
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