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Racing That Isn't Gay.
   
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The Restaurant Chronicles, Part 1
Have you ever heard that saying, The show must go on"? When you hear it, you think of what is commonly referred to as Show-biz, dont you? But where can you go to see the best .....
There are so many types of racing out there.You can watch Nascar,race in illegal street races,or even race little rascals against the people at the old folks home,but lets face it...these ways blow more than your mom.I am tired of seeing so many shitty ways of racing that I went out with a few of my friends and created a whole new way to do it.You see,some of you may be familiar with the Fisher Price toys Power Wheels right'You know the things that are made to look like popular real world cars and are made for little kids'Have you ever heard that saying, The show must go on"? When you hear it, you think of what is commonly referred to as Show-biz, dont you? But where can you go to see the best .....
Well screw that because we found a much more kick ass use for them other than having some little kid running around at 3 MPH.That kind of shit is for pussies,I want some real speed in these beasts so one night we stole a few jeeps,with the little kid still in it(lie),and ripped all of the fucking gears out of it.Those gears hold back the entire jeep so it runs like shit.Than we stole two more,actually some old lady was throwing them out,and now we have the most kick ass racing in the world today.Behold, http://www.powerwheelsracing.com