Humour
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Poetry to make you smile at stupidy rampant at present.
   
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IT'S SEPTEMBER SILLY!
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005.
Utopia.Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005.
IT'S SEPTEMBER SILLY!
Or, 30 thrilling things to do this month!
Compiled by Lady Beatrice Blitterlees and .....
My motorway is crumbling,
With an enforced fifty limit,
and what is even more humbling,
Is there are speed traps in it,
Still I use the extra petrol,
Paying more tax as a result,
Vainly seeking for a reason,
Behind the latest congestion fault,
Taking solace from my car,
As it could have been the train,
THE MERITS OF MISCHIEVOUS MIND-CANDY
Copyright Victoria Elizabeth 2005.
THE MERITS OF MISCHIEVOUS MIND-CANDY
-- Or, how to improve one's vapid vocabulary --
In the fast-food, fast-track, and fast-lane of life, there's precious little time for words any more .....
Better to just be delayed,Copyright Victoria Elizabeth 2005.
THE MERITS OF MISCHIEVOUS MIND-CANDY
-- Or, how to improve one's vapid vocabulary --
In the fast-food, fast-track, and fast-lane of life, there's precious little time for words any more .....
Than never be seen again,
And stagger home as ever late,
To find a letter in the hall,
From a burglar who is suing me,
Sahib And His Universal Relations
1. Sahib is English (The Master)
2. Sahib's Godfather - German (The Anglo-Saxon Connection)
3. Sahib's .....
Over a dangerous interior wall,1. Sahib is English (The Master)
2. Sahib's Godfather - German (The Anglo-Saxon Connection)
3. Sahib's .....
That coupled with the TVs weight,
Caused serious damage to his spine,
So he cant get out now to burgle,
And its not his fault its mine,
When Humans And Dogs Collide: Negotiations For Today's Changing Times
This morning I decided to find myself. I originally looked forward to the spiritual journey that would define who I was as a person. But then I looked into my mirror and realized that the person I saw in that mirror was me. So I then figured, why .....
At least he hasnt claimed at allThis morning I decided to find myself. I originally looked forward to the spiritual journey that would define who I was as a person. But then I looked into my mirror and realized that the person I saw in that mirror was me. So I then figured, why .....
Loss of earnings to be backdated,
But before I reply to him,
I have to have it all translated,
As he is not from these shores,
Blair Bear - The Ultimate Teddy Bear.
blair bear and his missions.
Here we see a Brown Bear. Looks cuddly doesnt he. But that is not
always what Luigi needs in his bears, and useless in cold climates.
Contrast this with Arctic Bear above, quite a large .....
But just resident for a while,blair bear and his missions.
Here we see a Brown Bear. Looks cuddly doesnt he. But that is not
always what Luigi needs in his bears, and useless in cold climates.
Contrast this with Arctic Bear above, quite a large .....
So as they wont deport him,
I have to pay up and smile,
Luckily I may also pay myself,
From what I have been reading,
As as a victim of a burglary,
Im entitled to money from my speeding,
When caught recently at midnight,
Doing twenty in a fifteen zone,
Coming up my private driveway,
TO the entrance of my home.
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About the Author
Ex systems programmer. From an age where common sense existed.