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My Baloney Has a First Name and Other Shallow Thoughts




Waiting For The Cut
After "Waiting For Godot."

Two men, STEVE and HAROLD, both in their early twenties, and with long hair styles, are standing .....
The tobacco industry must be stopped. I've felt that way ever since I quit smoking.

No one should have to suffer from Alzheimer's with memory prices so low.

Nothing slows you down more than your cat catching a paw in your laser printer.

A Tale Of The Hunt
My good friend Brian and I love hunting. We've been chasing the elusive Whitetail deer all across the fields and woodlands of our home state of .....
My baloney has a first name, it's f-a-t-t-y.

My wife washed my Odor Eaters, and put Bounce in the dryer. You should see the way I walk now.
Yesterday one of the new guys winked at me.

My bank says it will soon be paperless. I'm not intimidated -- gas station restrooms have been paperless for years.

I made a killing in the market. The farmers market. I ran over a chicken.
Queen Shopper For A Day
Though there was a bit of snow still left on the ground, it was a bright sunny day. Looking outside the window, the sun's glow compelled me to draw closer to the window, to bask in its warmth. Oh, that was so neat! It felt like Spring had .....

Should you feel special if your dog can do a great impression of Yoko Ono'

What are your chances of success if you post a flyer in the barn seeking a ribeye donor'

Restaurant Manager Gives Out Sexual Favors As Performance Bonus, Raise
While many restaurant workers worry and sweat in anticipation of an imminent job-related performance review, employees at Applebee's in Westland have adopted an entirely different attitude toward the employment evaluation .....
Would anybody like to buy my used electricity for half price'

What if you got away from it all and there was no place to stay'

Complementary Relational Linking And How It Could Save Your Site
The concept of linking is that sites with common interests
should link to drive more traffic to each other's businesses
and to increase their "popularity." Search engines .....
Now that Madonna is middle-aged, do you suppose she still buys underwear that has to be polished

About the Author

Joe Hickman is editor at HaLife.com -- http://halife.com

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