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Stupid People's Day
You know, there are so many stupid people in the world. That's why I think we might as well reserve a special day to have them in .....

To pinch it and to squeeze it
I so luuuv your butts
They're like overrippened mallows
So gentle to the touch.

Marriage, Hollywood Style
Britney Spears' rapid walk down the aisle and subsequent annulment continued a long line of wild marriages in Tinseltown. The legendary union that began it all was between Silent Film Icons Douglas Fairbanks and Mary Pickford. Beneath the .....

I'm fond to nip and see
Those plump and fattened parts
Like overstuffed silk pillows
Chastise Your Bread ' Kneading Dough Is Excellent Stress Therapy
The day wasn't going well already. You know how it is, you wake up in the morning with that migraine or the pounding headache in the back of your head. The kids are up at the .....
I take the fun to heart.

At times I tempt to bite
What looks like sinful apples
Sometimes I feel my cheek against
Those cushioned velvet balls.
A Moron's Account Of 4th Grade.
Ah looking back on 4rth grade, it was not my favorite grade, 3erd grade was my favorite grad butt when I think about all the grades I had in school .....

Now I bless you baby, biggy butts
Yours are thingies I really luuv
Master not to fart so loud
And rem'ber in life there's more to have'
JEEPERS CREEPERS IT'S JULY!
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005.

JEEPERS CREAPERS IT'S JULY!

-- Odd Events & Activities Calendar for July 2005 --

Compiled by: Beatrice Blitterlees & Earl Craboon

July is one of the most .....

. . . than having great butts!


About the Author: WILLIAM POGIE BIAGAN RAMOS only sense of joy & validation comes from his writing. And yes,... he's a big fan of fried chicken legs, Sheryl Cruz and plump butts, [baby's butts, thatis!] ;-)This one is in memorial, or is it an ode', to my Paolo Baby dela Vega's greatest asset!

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