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Hay Fever Is a Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Thing
   
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LEARN TO RECOGNIZE THE SOURCE OF ALL BLESSINGS
In 1978, I was ordained to the gospel ministry. To mark this special event, my parents surprised me with a new 1977 Dodge Aspen, the most spectacular present I ever .....
Remember, hay fever is an allergic reaction caused by grass and trees. And should not be confused with grass and tree fever, which is caused by hay.In 1978, I was ordained to the gospel ministry. To mark this special event, my parents surprised me with a new 1977 Dodge Aspen, the most spectacular present I ever .....
Hay fever is a terrible horrible no good very bad thing because your eyes water and your nose runs and you look like you're dying.
And the only people who want to kiss you are sicker than you are.
Now, this important public service message from the National Runny Nose Institute. Remember, if you have hay fever, your illness need not necessarily lead to serious death if you follow these simple, tried and tested hay fever rules:
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Today there was a grand opening to the newest Wally World in the area so I figured what the hell and went to see what of course was yet another same old Wal-Mart. Of course since it was the first .....
1. Stay away from pollen.2. Do not sleep in trees.3. Do not stick ragweed up your nose.4. Whenever you feel like it, sneeze.Today there was a grand opening to the newest Wally World in the area so I figured what the hell and went to see what of course was yet another same old Wal-Mart. Of course since it was the first .....
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Joe Hickman is a veteran humorist and editor at http://HaLife.com