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Halfway Through Summer - Are We Having Fun Yet
Let The Kissing Begin Today is Thursday the 23rd of June and we're almost halfway through the summer can you believe it. Let The Kissing Begin By David Leonhardt Every now and then a quarrel breaks out down at the barber shop, lines are drawn, challenges leveled and, with any luck, ..... It seem to me that you wait and wait to get past the winter (at least here in the Northeast) then some years a wet soggy spring and finally your rewarded with sunny warm weather. Once it arrives you run madly around getting your yard ready for outdoor activities. You dash off the the local nursery to purchase a few new perennials (that you hope will grow) several varieties of annuals to fill up the pots for the steps, Oh yes and don't forget the hanging baskets. Now you don't mind paying (in some cases) ridicules prices for these beautiful flowers after you've waited it seems like forever just to be able to put them out and admire them. Osama And Saddam Osama and Saddam You know that if he could've done it before 911, Osama would've come out of his cave and gone to the top of a mountain where his cell phone reception was ..... I'm sure that most of you (this author is not included here) have already gotten your yard, gardens, patios and decks spruced up and have already been enjoying this wonderful summer season. No, well if you happen to be a late starter (this is where yours truly comes in) it's not to late. In fact here is my list, maybe you can use it to get ready and start having fun. Let's see, Saturday morning arrives, time to check the to-do list. 1) Drag out pots and planters, clean then fill with potting mix (you did remember to pick up some right) then plant annuals. Saving SpongeBob Using High Tech 2) Weed and prepare ground for new PerennialsPut Active RFID Satellite Tags in SpongeBobs SpongeBob has been in the news a lot lately, he has been a kidnapped Victim. Instead of wasting time with an Amber Alert for SpongeBob, why not put an Active RFID Satellite Tags in the ..... 3) Put up hangers on porch and put shepherds hooks into ground, hang up hanging baskets. 4) Get patio furniture out of storage and clean off. 5) Clean up spilled dirt (from annual planting) put away tools used for hangers. A Few Tips On Comic Book Bags Comic Book Backing Boards come in different thicknesses and acid-free properties. The basic purpose for using a backing board is to give the comic some stiffness, ..... 6) Place pots of flowers on steps. 7) Water everything, roll hose back up. Quotes And Sayings - Colloquialisms Part 2 "bless her heart" - said after making a negative comment about someone "She is not too smart, bless her heart" "he's like a one-legged man in an a__-kicking contest" - someone is working hard, but ..... 8) Sweep patio or deck, place furniture around, put up planters. 9) Sweep once more. 10) Mow the lawn. 11) Make dinner, fire-up the grill. Every Truck Lover's Dream: Hold up a minute, need to check and see if I've started relaxing and having fun yet. Well so goes the life of a 'Last Minute Lucy'. Truck song of truck songs, "Holocaust Harry's Hotpipe". The tune ignores the gas crunch and wallows is the notion of big ..... Of course all of us late starters don't really seem to mind, after the initial marathon weekend getting everything in order (ever notice we can't seem to spread things out) we now have the whole summer to sit back and enjoy all our hard work. Oh, did I mentioned it's about halfway through summer, sorry just thought I'd remind everyone once again. I personally do not care how long it takes me to get things done outside, just having the opportunity to be outside in the warm sunshine is enough (maybe that's why I take so long, it give me more excuses to be out there). So enjoy all those outside chores and activities, before you know it, it will be time for fall clean up. That by the way is only about three months away, so you might what to start thinking about it now. This article is shareware.' Give this article away for free on your site, or include it as part of any paid package as long as the entire article is left intact including this notice.' Copyright ' 2005 bonnie carrier About the Author Bonnie P. Carrier is the creator of Savvy Home Decorating & Savvy Outdoor Decorating. She is the mother to two grown daughters and a very spoiled 4yr old Blue Merle Sheltie named Toby. Stop by both site for indoor and outdoor decorating ideas. www.savvy-home-decorating.com |
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