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An Often Overlooked Strategy For Getting Your Foot In The Door
Author: Kathleen Gage
Email: Kathleen@turningpointpresents.com
Word Count: 760
Copyright ' 2004 by Kathleen Gage
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Austin Powers 2Author: Kathleen Gage
Email: Kathleen@turningpointpresents.com
Word Count: 760
Copyright ' 2004 by Kathleen Gage
Web address: .....
Austin: I don't care if he is a fat bastard Felicity. You don't kick a man in the pills. It's just not cricket.
City Slickers Quote Page
Mitch: You know that's such a lovely image... "fuck her brains out." It ranks right up there with that other classic: "bang the shit out of her.
Dodgeball Quote Page
Patches: It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there.
Dumb and Dumber Quote Page
Harry: Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention.
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Half Baked
Thurgood: Yeah, get me a box of condoms, and what was that thing we used to eat back in the day' What was it' Oh yeah, pussy.
Mean Girls Quote Page
Regina: I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him.
Meet the Fockers
Bernie Focker: If its yellow let it mellow, if its brown flush it down... Opps, looks like I forgot my own rule!
Miss Congeniality
Miss Rhode Island: Once I stole a pair of red underwear from the department store. My mom wouldn't buy them for me. She said they were Satan's panties!
Office Space Movie Quote Page
Michael Bolton: If we get caught, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison!
Royal Tenenbaums, The
Royal: I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.
Van Wilder Quote Page
Van Wilder: I know Ms. Pac-Man is special. She's fun. She's cute. She swallows.
Zoolander Movie Quote Page
Just The Fax, M'am
For years, I smugly prided myself as a non-fax machine person. I felt it beneath my dignity to own such a technical contraption. The .....
Derek Zoolander: Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. For years, I smugly prided myself as a non-fax machine person. I felt it beneath my dignity to own such a technical contraption. The .....
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