Humour
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Emotional and Practical Efficiency.
   
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The Guy Who Wished He Was A Fly
You should be careful what you wish for. I know this because I knowed a guy who always used to wish he was a fly. He wished he was a fly so he could buzz around and go in peoples houses .....
"Life is about living with people, not counting the seconds".You should be careful what you wish for. I know this because I knowed a guy who always used to wish he was a fly. He wished he was a fly so he could buzz around and go in peoples houses .....
With a grin on your face and an open mind, consider the following efficiencies:
Use one word where it is enough.
Use two words where you wish to use twice as many.
Find a friend who is that.
Lose a friend who is not that.
Redefine descriptions, perhaps.
Humans Are Like Monkeys
Humans think much like monkeys and other primates, not much different in their abilities to reason. Why is this? We mimic, copy, imitate that .....
Humans think much like monkeys and other primates, not much different in their abilities to reason. Why is this? We mimic, copy, imitate that .....
Spare the rod and have a spare rod, as well as more energy. (T.M.)
Remember to rinse your disposable razor thoroughly to extend its workable life. You'll get six months from it!.
Oil the axle of your wheel barrow and de-grease the shafts. Inflating the tyre is exercise-dependent!
Only curse if politically strategic.
Hand Me My Thongs!
When I was a fart, thongs were somewhat different to what they are now.
As I understood it, thongs were made of steel, cast iron and brass.
I remember .....
When I was a fart, thongs were somewhat different to what they are now.
As I understood it, thongs were made of steel, cast iron and brass.
I remember .....
Look your enemy in the eye, front or back of it.
Look your friend in the eye; the front of it.
Like timely flatulence, release to the atmosphere all guilt that is not truly yours.
Road Trip
I'm growing older but not up
My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck
Let those winds of time blow over .....
Even if it is, consider a similar release!I'm growing older but not up
My metabolic rate is pleasantly stuck
Let those winds of time blow over .....
Abandon expeditiously, your formidable hindsight, as it no longer applies.
It is no more than a clever commitment to clutter the consciousness!
Stupid People's Day
You know, there are so many stupid people in the world. That's why I think we might as well reserve a special day to have them in .....
Use a pliable margarine over a difficult butter.You know, there are so many stupid people in the world. That's why I think we might as well reserve a special day to have them in .....
Copy and paste, as thats what it is for.
Never turn your head where the swing of an eyeball is sufficient.
Always, use a shorter word than efficiency where you can find it easily.
If you ever had a difficult butter, you can reprint this anywhere and link it to the http://www.thetrivialtimes.com