Humour
Google
 

Austin Powers 2 Quotes



Country Pastimes 3: Impromptu Farm Concerts
Since the demise of foxhunting and hunting with dogs in the countryside, there are thousands of dispossessed toffs wandering around with .....
Scott: If you've got a time machine, why don't you just go back and kill Austin Powers when he's sitting on the crapper or something'

Dr. Evil: Well it's true! You're semi-evil. You're quasi-evil. You're the margarine of evil. You're the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.

Felicity Shagwell: Felicity Shagwell, CIA. Shagwell by name, shag very well by reputation.

Fat Bastard: Of course I'm not happy. Look at me, I'm a big fat slob. I've got bigger titties than you do. I've got more chins than a Chinese phonebook. I've not seen my willie in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead.

Loyalty Programs May Keep Customers Coming Back
By Julia Hyde

Remember trading stamps' If you're over 40, chances are you will. Every time you shopped .....
Dr. Evil: I would probably move on, get another clone but there would be a 15 minute period there where I would just be inconsolable.

Dr. Evil: Mini Me, stop humping the laser.

Used Condom Found In Restaurant Salad Bar; Waiter Embarrassed To Tears
Evidence of after-hours activity turned up at a Big Boy restaurant salad bar in Detroit last week, embarrassing not only the perpetrators .....
Fat Bastard: I'm bigger than you and higher up the food chain. Get in my belly.

Fat Bastard: First things first: Where's the shitter' I've got a turtle-head poking out.

Austin: I don't care if he is a fat bastard Felicity. You don't kick a man in the pills. It's just not cricket.
THE JOY OF JELLY BEANS
Copyright Victoria Elizabeth 2004. All rights reserved.

THE JOY OF JELLY BEANS
--Or, how a little bit of juicy jiggle makes the .....

http://www.themoviequotesite.com/austin-powers-2-quote.html

About the Author

None

The articles and content provided on this website have been contributed by guest authors, and may not reflect the views, opinions, thoughts or beliefs of http://www.vicariously.net/humour/ or its staff. We are not responsible for copyright infringements by columnists, writers and authors. We do not necessarily endorse or promote the services, advice or products by, from and mentioned by any authors, writers or columnists. http://www.vicariously.net/humour/ will not be liable for any loss or damage suffered by a user through the user's reliance on information and advice gained through the articles, interviews, stories, columns, and any and all writings viewed on this website.

© 2007  Humour - All Rights Reserved