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Seinfeld: The Chairs
   
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Review: I Want My Dinner Now!
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George and Jerry are at the diner having lunch. Jerry eats his sandwich while George stares blankly at the coffee in front of him.
George: I don't approve of coffee.
Jerry: How could you not approve of coffee'
Jewelry Christmas Gifts That Sparkle And Shine
The joyous season of Christmas is steeped in tradition, and gift giving is one ritual that is inseparable from this holiday. Who hasn't had .....
George: Well it's not so much coffee it's that whole Juan Valdez thing. Talk about cruelty to animals.The joyous season of Christmas is steeped in tradition, and gift giving is one ritual that is inseparable from this holiday. Who hasn't had .....
Jerry: Cruelty to animals' They make coffee out of beans... beans don't have feelings.
George: It's not the beans it's the donkey.
Jerry: The donkey'
Put Soul Into Your Music
A man without a soul, if conceivable, would be a colorless, irresponsible sort of creature with no influence in the world. Music without soul is just as worthless. Music with no depth of .....
George: Yah, have you noticed on the coffee package that Juan Valdez's mule doesn't look very happy'A man without a soul, if conceivable, would be a colorless, irresponsible sort of creature with no influence in the world. Music without soul is just as worthless. Music with no depth of .....
Jerry: I don't want to know how you can tell when a mule is happy... Hang on a second, you drink coffee all the time.
George: I am in to passive resistance. I enlighten others as to the ills of our society hoping that they will do something about it. This is my niche in life.
Miss Congeniality 2 Is Neither Armed Nor Fabulous
Well, it's not awful. And that is the best I can say for Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous, the sequel to the surprise hit of 2000 Ms. Congeniality. Sandra Bullock reprises her role as Gracie Hart, the .....
About the Author
This unaired Seinfeld script is an example of the comedic writing skills of Alex Reidiboim and Martin Winer
For any comedic writing needs, feel free to contact alex.reidiboim@utoronto.ca or martin_winer@hotmail.com